[世界之最] 全球最差但又颇感自豪的酒店

2012年11月17日星期六

Hans Brinker廉价旅馆以“全球最差酒店”的让旅馆东主颇感自豪。
位于荷兰阿姆斯特丹的Hans Brinker廉价旅馆，号称“全球最差酒店”，特别在网站免责声明指住客可能会“食物中毒、精神崩溃、患末期疾病和断手断脚”，更建议住客洗澡后用窗帘抹身，但由于每晚房租仅22.5美元（约70令吉），仍吸引不少学生和背囊客入住。

Hans Brinker东主对旅馆的恶劣环境颇感自豪，撰写著作《全球最差酒店》介绍旅馆“缺点”，坦承房间很肮脏，没热水供应，又鼓励住客淋浴后，用窗帘抹干身体，以节省用水“拯救地球”。但网民却非一面倒负面批评。

一名澳洲旅客说：“它号称全球最差酒店，但并非如我想像般差。房间相当肮脏，很基本，浴室糟透了。”

刚刚浏览了他们的网站，可见东主真的引以为荣〜！
＂Welcome to the Hans Brinker Budget Hotel, Amsterdam.
The Hans Brinker Budget Hotel has been proudly disappointing travellers for forty years. Boasting levels of comfort comparable to a minimum-security prison, the Hans Brinker also offers some plumbing and an intermittently open canteen serving a wide range of dishes based on runny eggs.
Other Hans Brinker Budget Hotel, Amsterdam services and amenities include:
- A basement bar with limited light and no fresh air.
- A concrete courtyard where you can relax and enjoy whatever sunshine is able to pass the high buildings on either side on the extremely infrequent days when it’s actually sunny.
- An elevator that almost never breaks down between floors.
- A bar serving slightly watered down beer.
- Amusing witticisms and speculations about former guests’ sexual preferences scrawled on most surfaces.
- The Hans Brinker Budget Hotel, Amsterdam Luxury Ambassadorial Suite (featuring the Hans Brinker’s one and only bath-tub).
- Doors that lock. ＂